The CSS Guy Facts
Chuck Norris became a living legend the day Chuck Norris facts hit the Internet. Maybe if I start a list of larger-than-life 'facts' about my xhtml and css prowess, I'll become one, too, and possibly be a story book hero for your nerdy great-grandchildren.
- The CSS Guy has created many online forms, but has never completed one, as he refuses to "Submit" to anybody or anything.
- The CSS Guy once escaped from a deserted island on a raft he built using only a transparent spacer gif and some javascript.
- Most secure sites require SSL digital certificates and firewalls. All the CSS Guy needs is "Coded by the CSS Guy" in the footer.
- The CSS Guy once took a dump on a keyboard, and it validated as XHTML 1.0 Strict.
- The blink tag was originally created because the Internet lost a staring competition to the CSS Guy.
- The CSS Guy's web browser doesn't just accept cookies, it demands them.
- The CSS Guy does not use search engines. Instead, all information on the Internet seeks out the CSS Guy.
- When the CSS Guy was in grade school, his crayons were labeled in hexadecimal.
I tried to wrap this post in a <roundhousekick> tag, but my browser couldn't handle it.
Comments (5)
mr. clayton said:
Most websites use normal <body> tags -- The CSS Guy uses <supermodels>.
# December 7, 2006 11:09 AM
Grant Mc said:
The CSS guy aswell as being a web celeb is funny, I like this guy already!
# January 5, 2007 5:36 PM
mario said:
Chuck Norris is affraid of CSS Guy because he can make him disappear !!!
#Chuck Norris { visibility: hidden;}
or
#Chuck Norris { display: none;}
# February 4, 2007 7:51 AM
Oli said:
The CSS Guy forced JavaScript to count to infinity. Twice!
# February 5, 2007 3:39 PM
vinny said:
chucknorris.php?tool=true
# April 19, 2007 3:36 PM